"We're pregnant."
No, ONE of you is pregnant. (Unless both of you are puking every morning for a couple of months, gaining 30-40 pounds, and then pushing a person out of your nether regions.)
Can't you just say we're having a baby?
And speaking of having babies, I really enjoyed this story on Today this morning.
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Wow, thanks for that link. So now I've really got to step up my "game" if I want to produce a little dumb bastard. Great! -AB
Is #479 a guy saying "The Wife is pregnant?"
mrmcbee,
I totally agree. It's just like saying "baby momma." How about "MY" wife is pregnant? What happened to when marriage meant something?
-Pinto
Aww, Pinto is trying to play nice.
Mr. Bean: Are you ever going to tell me who you are and why you have researched me so thoroughly? Do I need to invest in a better security system?
What research? You use your full name on your web address and when googled your BVB bio is the first thing to pop up.
And the word thoroughly, doesn't it just look naughty in print?
-Pinto
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