It would be completely out of character for me to have just one New Year's Resolution, because, after all, making lists is what I do best. So, here is my list of Things To Do in '09:
1. Volunteer, preferably with children. I've always thought I would be a good elementary school teacher, but it appears that life has taken me down a different path. Still, I would like to be involved with children in some way, and since I don't plan on having any of my own for a long time, I think volunteering would be a good way to get in some quality time with the little people.
2. Read more. When you spend as much time reading at work as I do, it's kinda hard to want to pick up a book during your free time. I'm going to try to do it more often.
3. Control the list-making. Clearly, I've gotten a good start on this one already. Since I know that I can't control the amount of lists that I make (mostly "To Do" lists), my goal is to limit them to one location, my new planner. We'll see how this goes.
4. Have the garage sale that Philly and I have been "planning" for three years. That, or open a consignment shop that only sells clothing in sizes Small and Medium.
5. Spend more time with my family. I'm thinking that, since the last time the women in my family got together for something other than a funeral was in 2005, it's about time for us to have a Girl Trip. Perhaps a weekend in a cabin in the mountains? I need to get to work on planning this. In my new planner.
Friday, January 02, 2009
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I call bullshit on the planner. I've seen your lists and they usually start on your palm, ending slightly beyond the wrist.
-W
Pinto here,
I say no to a medium.
That is all.
Your list should be like this:
1. More Pictures of La Toya
2. More talk about La Toya
3. More bashing the practice of law.
4. Go on a diet (all women should diet)
-Pinto
(and not some anonymous make believe pinto but the real one, unless I got so drunk I don't remember making the other post).
Okay, Pinto is it? Listen up Pinto Beans and listen good. LaToya is married, as in she's no longer up for grabs. So as much of a stretch as it might be for you, try to act like a gentleman. And respect the institution...not the one you're locked up in...the other one.
Nobody asked La Toya for a date, we just want more pics!!! And I'm assuming the 6:04 anon is Cal or was taught in public schools because of the ridiculous use of the three period ending to a sentence...
-Pinto
(My DTX name, not the bean).
Lets get some pics of Philly going too while your at it.
Geez, what am I, chopped liver?
No offense Candy, but Philly is a superior Poker player.
A2 (Anonymous II)
I never said she wasn't. She's also better at tennis and crossword puzzles. But we are equally good at making asses of ourselves while drunk.
Hell, I don't even really LIKE poker. Philly lives for it.
A2 must be really, really old if he wants to see more pics of me. And while I like to think that I am the accomplished poker player in the family, I wasn't the one who recently took down a tournament at Sam's Town in Tunica. PhillyTwo is not just well-versed in the law, she's also a smart, sneaky, poker-faced gambler. A chip off the ol' block, I must say.
-Philly
That was A1 that wanted to see pics of you, Ma.
Great site!
While we are making request can we get more pictures of you in braces?
Um, no. That's over and done with.
1:04 sounds like a jealous ex. Either that or a prevert (synonym for pervert) with a genuine braces fetish.
A2
A2 wants to know if you have any cute pregnant friends.
Cand's
Bad PIC of you on your homepage. You RE WAY to cute.
W
Liquor first then poker, what a great blog!!!
SERIOUSLY! Pinto is a total DOUCHE BAG. I can't believe you let this guy post on your site Candy. He sounds like a typical frat guy, with an intent to bash everyone else to make himself feel better about himself. I really hope you don't know him in real life. That would be a big disappointment, knowing you associate with someone so low class. But i wish you the best in your New Year's resolution.
M,
Chill out. And reread what I wrote, I bashed no one. If anything I gave complements. Except for people who don't know how to properly use a period, I admit I could have worded that more friendly. Personally I look at it as helping educate someone to better themselves and subsequently the world. I don't know the rest of the people replying but I don't think they bashed anyone either. Maybe it's just my hangover talking but to call me a "Douche Bag" is much worse than anything I have said.
Still love the blog!
-Pinto
I'm still waiting for more pictures of Philly!!! Meow!
Long time lurker here. Objectionably speaking, M, you sound like the smart girl that no one votes for as prom queen. How do you know Pinto was in a frat? Did frat guys make fun of you or something so you rationalize all of them to be the same. Also does no one realize he is referencing Animal House? Maybe you do and you think that's why he must be in a frat?
Candy, I have always enjoyed your blog, as a female attorney myself, you make the the days go by a little faster. I do admit that since the "Pinto," anonymous guy started posting it has been much more fun. Maybe he could be your anonymous match?
I want my Delta Tau Chi name to be...
Anonymous for fear some a$$hole partner might figure out who I am and I'm reading your blog instead of billing clients.
ps
You have to love the fact that he makes fun of the use of multiple periods. I think my use was correct.
Hey now, there's nothing wrong with being the smart girl whom no one votes for as prom queen! Or in my case, the smart girl whom no one ASKS to prom.
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!
You have to expand on that one! You didn't go to prom? Tell me you had Mono or the Mumps. Were you fat?
This is where Cal failed... (Like the periods)? He should have invited you out to LA and made his place up to look like the prom you didn't go to and have "mock" prom. Don't these guys watch movies from the eighties?
I think a post of high school life is now mandatory.
-Pinto the Douche Bag (I prefer Douche Nozzle as the whole bag thing is overdone).
Very Reno 911
Did they do that in Reno 911? I swear everyone is talking about this TV thingy majig and I don't ever seem to be able to enjoy it.
Pinto (The car really was a modern marvel).
So long as the douche part fits you in any case. Douche.
Uhh, you realize that the last word in your reply was written to look like a signature? So if I'm Pinto then you are Douche? I do not think grammar is your selling point. I hope your at least cute.
Pinto "the vaginal irrigation device"
I hope 3:36 is drunk because that doesnt even make sense. "So long as the douche part fits you in any case. Douche" WTF, does that even mean? Someone please interpret for me. I dont speak retard.
A2
A2 for the WIN!
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